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Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

While money cannot purchase happiness, it can speed up the search process in a convertible.

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

I'm cool ?but Summer made me hot!?

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

While money cannot purchase happiness, it can speed up the search process in a convertible.

Great figure, gorgeous face, terrible attitude. The holy trio of beautiful guys were there.

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!?

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

Leave your work, take a train ticket, ride it, find love, and never get back.✌

Thank you, Google, for completing the majority of my homework.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

So you're checking my status.. :D

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Leave your work, take a train ticket, ride it, find love, and never get back.✌

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

I am currently single because I believe that my love story is being written by God, who is busy making it perfect.

I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!?

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.