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Anger😠 makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.💯🙌

Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.

It's tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

If you don't care stop talking about it.😠

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

Anger is our natural defense against pain. So when I say, I hate you - it really means you hurt me.

Beware, I'm not in my greatest mood today.

We've completed one year together, and I'm excited for forever. Happy anniversary!

May your hands remain clasped together until your last breath, living long lives together..

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

Until you find the perfect person to express it to, love is only a term.

Wishing a happy and grand anniversary to the beautiful couple in all the land.

Happy Anniversary to my dear love and very best friend.

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

They said that we wouldn't last this long, Proved them wrong...happy anniversary, honey.

I am who I am, and I have no intention of trying to be anyone else.

The significance of attitudes surpasses that of facts.

Wonders why people keep doing the same old things, but yet expect a different outcome!!

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

I like it when people show me ATTITUDE because it shows that they need ATTITUDE to impress ME.

If they hates you for no reason. Give them reason.

I was told I should have a positive attitude. Well, I am positive that I have an attitude.

A negative attitude is the only thing that can hold someone back in life.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Great figure, gorgeous face, terrible attitude. The holy trio of beautiful guys were there.

"In an argument, there are three sides: mine, yours, and the truth."

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my Whatsapp status?😜

Dear Jesus, There is a fault in your software...called it's #Monday, and it has to be fixed.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.😅

I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... 😜😄

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist, I always wake up with the different hair style.😂

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.😜

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

How people write biography? For me : It's hard for me to remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

People are able to achieve their goals because they have a belief in their abilities to do so.

People are complicated, not love.

Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which ones to surf.

Success requires hard work and dedication; it's not for lazy.

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other!

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success..

You know you're in love💓 when you see the world in her eyes👀 and her eyes everywhere in the world.🌏🌹I see whole world in your eyes💞😘

I need you, you need me. Let's make it work.

Love is like the sun, warming your spirit as it emerges from the clouds.

Never a day passes by that I do not really think about you.

I wish you'd have a cause to smile every day.

A true love story never dies.

I'm in love with you, and never stop loving you...

Love: Two minds and a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

I want my girlfriend to be like Google; she will better understand me.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

I will always love you, but why must you do so much of it?

My Hearts beats only for you.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

I've given up pleading for your affection.

In a crowd of happiness, I'm the one silently drowning in sadness.

I am not feeling sad about being single, but instead, I am concerned about the person who is single because of me.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

I can handle pain until it hurts.😢

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

Even when someone breaks your heart gently💔, it feels like someone has crushed you.🥀😢

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥