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Anger is short lived madness.

Anger is our natural defense against pain. So when I say, I hate you - it really means you hurt me.

Stop being so negative, go see a psychiatrist or something facebook is for happy people.

She is so fake. I think you can see "Made in China" if you peek behind her neck.😠

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

By God, there's a lot to make you angry.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

Happy Anniversary to my dear love and very best friend.

An ideal marriage could be a deaf husband and a blind wife.

A wedding anniversary marks the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and perseverance.

On anniversaries, the beauty, the gift, and the blessing of continuous love are celebrated.

I only desire to be with you twice: now and for all forever

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime.

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time

I don't care what people think or say about me!

I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.

If you love me, that's great. If you hate me, that's even better. But if you don't know me, please don't judge me!!

Being 'Single' 😎is My Attitude!😎💯😉

Before making judgments based on rumors or appearances, take the time to get to know me personally.

What's the point of investing your energy in taking care of individuals who don't even recognize your presence? Huh...

I am hot dude with cool attitude

Not all men are stupid; others want to remain single.😎

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

Thank you, Google, for completing the majority of my homework.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Beauty, like the Moon, shines brighter at night.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

Take a moment of silence for those who viewed but did not like my posts.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

To balance out my five minutes of studying, I really need to spend five hours on social media.

Friday is my second favorite F word.😂

Engagement rings, 💍wedding rings, and suffering are the three rings of a marriage.😉😜

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂

Fact: 10 missed calls with the phone in silent mode. Turning up the volume—No calls all day!😂

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Admit it, when you listen to other strangers conversations you mentally give your opinion.

Strive to become the most improved and optimal version of yourself.

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other!

Be yourself and you can be anything.

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.

Real love usually comes back.

I am aware of my imperfections, yet there is no flaw in my love.

Late night conversations with our loved ones..!!

No matter how "busy" a person is ⌛...if they really love❤, they will always find the time for you.!⌚😄People who loves you will make time for you, even if they are very busy.🌹💞

Together, Your LOVE and My EFFORTS shall won the world.

When you are crying and suddenly you smiled, remembering her that is love.❤🌹

My heart is my worst enemy since it belongs to me yet only beats for you.❤😘

Absolutely love the guy who lights your world.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

I can't stop missing you.😢

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

When I think about you.. I don't feel so alone.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

My love for you is a journey, that starts at forever and ends at never in Life.

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

Excuse me .... Please empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.🌹❤

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

The first time you say hello and the final time you say goodbye are the two most difficult things in life to say.

In a crowd of happiness, I'm the one silently drowning in sadness.

Nice thing about listening a new music is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.

Love doesn't lie, people do.😢 Love doesn't leave, people do. 😣Love won't hurt you, people will.🥀🤕Don't blame love, if it's not in you😇

Love is a free gift. But you must heavily pay for it.

TRUTH hurts only once! but A LIE hurts each time you're thinking about that.😥🥀💔

I am not feeling sad about being single, but instead, I am concerned about the person who is single because of me.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪