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Don't lie.😠 Just leave if you're not satisfied.🥀💔

Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.

By God, there's a lot to make you angry.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

Ten years down, forever to go! Cheers to a love that keeps getting stronger.

We have a lifetime contract and are working towards it. Cheers to another year... Happy Anniversary..

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

Happy Anniversary to my dear love and very best friend.

They said that we wouldn't last this long, Proved them wrong...happy anniversary, honey.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have you as my spouse, and today is the best day of my life. Happy anniversary to us!

Ten years of growing, learning, and loving each other more every day. Here's to a love that's timeless.

A journey of ten years filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures. Happy anniversary, my love!

In language learning, it is attitude, not aptitude, that determines success.

Born to express not to impress.

If you want me to stay calm, you need to stop doing foolish things that provoke me.

People with status don't need status...

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

I don't insult people, I simply state the truth about who they are.

I have a bad habit of frequently read messages and then forget to respond.😎😏

The best way to deal with haters, Keep calm and stay classy.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Good girls help people, bad girls don't.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

Leave your work, take a train ticket, ride it, find love, and never get back.✌

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.😂

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..😜

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.😂

Thanks to copy & paste, Google, Wikipedia, and everybody else who developed them. Many thanks, guys.

Everything funnier when you'r supposed to be quiet..🤫😂

Unless you are fat, Running away does not help you with your problems.😝

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!😜😜

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Simple living and high thinking. just focus on your goals and grab your success.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

People are complicated, not love.

Always stay true to yourself & never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

A negative attitude is similar to having a flat tyre. You won't be able to make any progress or go on unless you fix it.

I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now😘, and yet I know I will tomorrow.❤. Lots of love😘😘

War and love both start out easily but are exceedingly difficult to end.

I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

Real love is when there are no anxieties, no jealousy, and no worries.

I wish you'd have a cause to smile every day.

Never a day passes by that I do not really think about you.

I can't see myself without you. Sold My Soul to You.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

I can't stop missing you.😢

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

LOVE me for a second and I will make that second last for the LIFETIME.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

When I think about you.. I don't feel so alone.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

Excuse me .... Please empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.🌹❤

I want my girlfriend to be like Google; she will better understand me.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

I am not feeling sad about being single, but instead, I am concerned about the person who is single because of me.

TRUTH hurts only once! but A LIE hurts each time you're thinking about that.😥🥀💔

In a crowd of happiness, I'm the one silently drowning in sadness.

Don't get mad, smile and creep them out instead.

One Guy, and Thousands of emotions

Divorce is typically brought on by marriage.

Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥