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Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel.

Angry? Take a deep breath before you speak, because your mouth acts quicker than your brain.

Depression😢 is merely anger 😠without enthusiasm.💯

When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.

All angry persons are to be treated, by the prudent, as children.

It takes falling in love multiple times to have a happy married life, but always with the same person.

An anniversary is a renewal of promises made to each other, strengthening the bond of love between two people.

Respect and communication are the two keys to a long-lasting marriage.

I only desire to be with you twice: now and for all forever

Real love is love at every sight rather than love at first sight. Cheers to another year.

When both parties put the other before themselves, that is when love exists.

A decade ago, our love story began, and today, we're still writing it together. Happy 10th anniversary!

Wishing a happy and grand anniversary to the beautiful couple in all the land.

Smile in front of those who hates you – It kills them.

I haven't changed, I've simply matured, and you should consider doing the same.

The only thing that separates success from failure is one's attitude.

Individuals with an excessive and unwarranted attitude deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Instead of hating me, take the time to get to know me first.

I don't have an attitude!! I have a simple personality you can't handle!!!

Wonders why people keep doing the same old things, but yet expect a different outcome!!

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

While money cannot purchase happiness, it can speed up the search process in a convertible.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

I used to think I was unclear, but now I'm not too sure.😂

I must return to work today because millions of people on welfare rely on me.😉😂

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.😜😂😂

Everything that is alive was created by God, and everything else was produced in China.🤣

If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.🦟🤣

We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook😜🤣

Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.😝

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Consider your reasons for persisting when you feel like giving up.

Your success in life will not solely depend on your abilities or skills, but more so on your attitude and mindset.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

"Live like tomorrow's uncertain, dream like you're immortal."

Your attitude is the thing that can differentiate how your day will begin and end.

I expect to succeed at whatever I put my mind to.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

I wish you'd have a cause to smile every day.

My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it. Love you a lot🥰😘🌹💋

Absolutely love the guy who lights your world.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

Sometimes I can’t see myself🙈 when I’m with you.👫 I can only just see you.😘❤🌹

A true love story never dies.

Love is a song 🎶that never ends.🔚💘😘

I'd cross the world for someone like you.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

I'll say you when the angels ask what I liked best in life.

I lost my Heart Can Anybody See...??

When I think about you.. I don't feel so alone.

I want to hug you very tightly in such a way... that even air should not pass between us.😘🤗

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

You are always in my "Heart"

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

Sometimes I'm not angry, I'm hurt and there's a big difference.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

Divorce is typically brought on by marriage.

Tears speak the words my lips cannot utter.

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

Don't get mad, smile and creep them out instead.

Is getting close to just walking away?

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥