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Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.

Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

When you stopped believing in me, I did too.

Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel.

To be angry is to let others mistakes punish yourself. To forgive others is to be good to yourself.

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.

An anniversary is a renewal of promises made to each other, strengthening the bond of love between two people.

A decade ago, our love story began, and today, we're still writing it together. Happy 10th anniversary!

My love for you is endless, like an unbroken circle.

Real love is love at every sight rather than love at first sight. Cheers to another year.

Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.?

On anniversaries, the beauty, the gift, and the blessing of continuous love are celebrated.

Instead of hating me, take the time to get to know me first.

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!

Your attitude determines your direction.

I don't care what people think or say about me!

The only thing that separates success from failure is one's attitude.

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

"In an argument, there are three sides: mine, yours, and the truth."

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. ??

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose?; a single friend can be my garden.?❤

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

After getting drunk,? Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.??

You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.?

Females focus on their looks but not on their thinking, because they are aware that boys are stupid, not blind.?

Thanks to copy & paste, Google, Wikipedia, and everybody else who developed them. Many thanks, guys.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!??

Everything I like the most is either immoral, forbidden, unhealthy, pricey, addictive, or impossible.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.?

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning?

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight ??

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams ?✨

The significance of something is not in the object itself, but in the way we view it.

Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.

Success is not a destination; it's a continuous journey of growth and learning.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

The longer the title the less important the job.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

I expect to succeed at whatever I put my mind to.

The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they're already looking at you.

I need you like a heart needs a beat. ? I love you sweet heart. ?

I am aware of my imperfections, yet there is no flaw in my love.

Love can be demonstrated not defined.

Love is like a Air.. We can't see it but! we can feel it.

A true love story never dies.

It's not about her looks, It's about her heart.

Don't kiss in the garden because although love may be blind, the neighbours are not.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.?

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

I can't stop missing you.?

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! ?❤️"

May I check your bra ?since my heart has been stolen???

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Can I borrow a Kiss?? I promise I'll give it back.?

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

When you care for someone, their happiness is more important than your own!!

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

Thanks for being in my life

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

I will always love you, but why must you do so much of it?

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

I've given up pleading for your affection.

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

It is preferable to be alone than with someone who makes you feel lonely.

If you wants a Stress free life ? don't expect anything from anyone ?bcz Expectations always hurts.? and always will.??

Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?

Divorce is typically brought on by marriage.

Sometimes I'm not angry, I'm hurt and there's a big difference.

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! ???️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! ?️??

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! ??

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this ??