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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Anger is fear in disguise.

By God, there's a lot to make you angry.

Don't lie.😠 Just leave if you're not satisfied.🥀💔

To be angry is to let others mistakes punish yourself. To forgive others is to be good to yourself.

Anger always comes from frustrated expectations.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

Not the fastest horse 🐎can catch a word spoken in anger.🙌💯😠

A joyful marriage depends on the wife's atmosphere and the husband's surroundings.

May your anniversary be happy and grand, you lovely couple here. Delighted Anniversary

Respect and communication are the two keys to a long-lasting marriage.

The definition of a successful, happy marriage is...to be determined!

May your hands remain clasped together until your last breath, living long lives together..

If someone is willing to do anything for you, they're the one you should consider marrying.

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime.

The only thing that separates success from failure is one's attitude.

Deleting your number is like deleting you from my life.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women.🤣

While some may accuse me of having a dirty mind, I see it as being imaginative and innovative.

Those who like me... Raise your hands.. And those who don't like me raise your Standards.

I may be overweight, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!!!

Don't use my back as a voicemail; instead, communicate with me face-to-face.

Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

Beauty, like the Moon, shines brighter at night.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!😝

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!😂😂

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist, I always wake up with the different hair style.😂

The mother of all bad habits is laziness, so we would to be respect her since she is a mother.😜

Today morning when I was driving my Rolls-Royce, the alarm woke me up.😝

Unless you are fat, Running away does not help you with your problems.😝

TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED😝

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher full of poison with milk on top.

Don't get mad - Just move on.

Intelligence is present in every individual who works hard.

Be yourself and you can be anything.

Your journey is your own, and no one else's opinion should define your path.

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

There are always wishes during times of strong love.

Let love guide all of your actions.

Together, Your LOVE and My EFFORTS shall won the world.

I need you like a heart needs a beat. 💓 I love you sweet heart. 😘

If I had flower🌹 for every time you made me smile😊 & laugh I'd have a garden to walk in forever👫. You always make me smile.😄 Love you forever🤗💙

The only thing that has the power to regulate all of your emotions is love.

I wish you'd have a cause to smile every day.

Don't say you love me unless you mean it.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

You are always in my "Heart"

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number😍

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

I will always love you, but why must you do so much of it?

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

A heart with trust and a dusty eye always cry.😭

In search of love, I discovered grief at the end of the line.

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

It is preferable to be alone than with someone who makes you feel lonely.

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

Only when a life is lost can we realise its true worth

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥