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I don't have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity and ignorance.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn't give them the right to be cruel.

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad.

I'm the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.

Not the fastest horse 🐎can catch a word spoken in anger.🙌💯😠

Ok Fine! You left me.. But don't love somebody else in front of me..

The definition of a successful, happy marriage is...to be determined!

A journey of ten years filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures. Happy anniversary, my love!

Wishing a happy and grand anniversary to the beautiful couple in all the land.

An ideal marriage could be a deaf husband and a blind wife.

Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.

Real love is love at every sight rather than love at first sight. Cheers to another year.

I only desire to be with you twice: now and for all forever

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

While my opinions may have shifted, I still believe that I am correct in my views.

Born to express not to impress.

Walk with confidence and humility, without feeling superior to others or concerned about who holds power.

I like it when people show me ATTITUDE because it shows that they need ATTITUDE to impress ME.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

Don't forget, you may be participating, but I am the one who control.

Do not give advise unless you are asked to.

'B+' is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths. It's my favorite Quote: BE POSITIVE

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Wear attractive pyjamas to bed because you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.😜

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.😝

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.🥃🍷🍾

Laugh alone, otherwise the world thinks you're an idiot.😂

Every time I drink I get awesome 😜

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

I must return to work today because millions of people on welfare rely on me.😉😂

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Try to live up to your image of an individual.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

Your success in life will not solely depend on your abilities or skills, but more so on your attitude and mindset.

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success..

The only limit to your achievements is the extent of your imagination.

The significance of something is not in the object itself, but in the way we view it.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Let love guide all of your actions.

True love doesn't have a happy ending 🔚 It has NO ending.😘🙌🌹I will never leave you alone❤

If you only love me for a moment, and I'll love you forever.

While initial love is beautiful, lasting love is the most lovely.

Love in Life, Make the life beautiful.

Everyone may fall in love, but few individuals are able to commit to a partner for life.

There are always wishes during times of strong love.

You are the only clock that's ticking in my heart!

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number😍

Excuse me .... Please empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.🌹❤

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

LOVE me for a second and I will make that second last for the LIFETIME.

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

You are always in my "Heart"

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

I want to hug you very tightly in such a way... that even air should not pass between us.😘🤗

Don't make so many promises when you can't even keep one.

In search of love, I discovered grief at the end of the line.

One Guy, and Thousands of emotions

I can handle pain until it hurts.😢

Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?

In a room full of laughter, I'm the one hiding tears.

Life is too short to cry on..😭

If you wants a Stress free life 😣 don't expect anything from anyone 😇bcz Expectations always hurts.💔 and always will.🤕🥀

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥