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Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.

I don't come with dice. So don't play me.😠

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm mad.

It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time

We've completed one year together, and I'm excited for forever. Happy anniversary!

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

Wishing a happy and grand anniversary to the beautiful couple in all the land.

A journey of ten years filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures. Happy anniversary, my love!

We have a lifetime contract and are working towards it. Cheers to another year... Happy Anniversary..

Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.😘

If someone is willing to do anything for you, they're the one you should consider marrying.

'B+' is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths. It's my favorite Quote: BE POSITIVE

Being always negative brings nothing positive. Modify your attitude!

AtTitUdE is the result on uR aCtiOn.. So, if eu doN't LyK mY aTtItUdE.. BLam uRsLf

The road to success is always under construction.

Instead of hating me, take the time to get to know me first.

Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.

Don't Play With Me ! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.

I am who I am, and I don't need nor have I ever asked for your approval. I'm sorry if that bothers you.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

I don't hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who loves me.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I am currently single because I believe that my love story is being written by God, who is busy making it perfect.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

I suppose that only idiots fall in love and I'm one of them😜😝

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.😝

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

Status Unavailable! Check Later.😜

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

Thanks to copy & paste, Google, Wikipedia, and everybody else who developed them. Many thanks, guys.

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!

Smile while you still have your teeth because life is too short.

Be yourself and you can be anything.

Your attitude is the thing that can differentiate how your day will begin and end.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

"Live like tomorrow's uncertain, dream like you're immortal."

Love is like a Air.. We can't see it but! we can feel it.

I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.

Absolutely love the guy who lights your world.

The only thing I require to solve my problems is your beautiful smiling face.

Thanks to you for making my darkness has changed into a bright day.

If you love something set it free

Real love usually comes back.

Love your partner so deeply that you are not required to inquire as to whoever you were with.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

I can't stop missing you.😢

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.❤

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

My love for you is a journey, that starts at forever and ends at never in Life.

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

I want to hug you very tightly in such a way... that even air should not pass between us.😘🤗

One Guy, and Thousands of emotions

TRUTH hurts only once! but A LIE hurts each time you're thinking about that.😥🥀💔

I've given up pleading for your affection.

Divorce is typically brought on by marriage.

In search of love, I discovered grief at the end of the line.

Love doesn't lie, people do.😢 Love doesn't leave, people do. 😣Love won't hurt you, people will.🥀🤕Don't blame love, if it's not in you😇

In a crowd of happiness, I'm the one silently drowning in sadness.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪