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A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.

Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.

Anger is never without a Reason, but seldom with a good one.

Silence is the best way to react while angry.

Telling someone to calm down just makes them so much more angry.

Anger😠 makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.💯🙌

Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

May your love continuously go on increasing and be fortunate throughout life.

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

Until you find the perfect person to express it to, love is only a term.

We have a lifetime contract and are working towards it. Cheers to another year... Happy Anniversary..

An anniversary is a renewal of promises made to each other, strengthening the bond of love between two people.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have you as my spouse, and today is the best day of my life. Happy anniversary to us!

Real love is love at every sight rather than love at first sight. Cheers to another year.

People call me bad, but believe me, I am much worse than that.

If a person has a weak attitude, it can lead to a weak character.

My Attitude : I Don't Like To Take Right Decision.. I Take Decisions And Make Them Right.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

I like it when people show me ATTITUDE because it shows that they need ATTITUDE to impress ME.

If they hates you for no reason. Give them reason.

If someone has an issue with you, keep in mind that it is their issue to deal with, not yours.

If you don't like my behavior, blame yourself.. Because my attitude is a result of your actions.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Beauty, like the Moon, shines brighter at night.

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

People who exercise daily in life is live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror😜

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.😝

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.😜😂

Everything that is alive was created by God, and everything else was produced in China.🤣

Stop asking MATH to find your X; she won't return.

HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my Whatsapp status?😜

There are around 7 billion humans in the planet, and nobody is interested in dating me.... I hate this planet....huh

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher full of poison with milk on top.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

When love fail up in life, it is not love since love never fails!

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

Believe in who you are as a whole. Recognize that you possess a force bigger than any challenge.

Your attitude is the thing that can differentiate how your day will begin and end.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

Forget the haters...cause some body loves you

Both the giver and the receiver of love are healed by it.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

I'll never forget when i saw you first time❤😘

If you love something set it free

I bet you I'm a fantastic lover.

You are the only clock that's ticking in my heart!

In every sense, you are unique to me. I'm grateful that you are who you are.

Sometimes I can’t see myself🙈 when I’m with you.👫 I can only just see you.😘❤🌹

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

I can't stop missing you.😢

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

I want my girlfriend to be like Google; she will better understand me.

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

Whenever i see text, the first thing comes in my mind is YOU. ❤😜

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

Anyway, I will always love you and without limits since I do so.😘🌹❤

It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

How can i miss something i never had?😔

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

Love is a free gift. But you must heavily pay for it.

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

Divorce is typically brought on by marriage.

Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥