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She is so fake. I think you can see "Made in China" if you peek behind her neck.😠

Not the fastest horse 🐎can catch a word spoken in anger.🙌💯😠

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

If you don't care stop talking about it.😠

Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.

Anger is only one letter short of Danger.

For every minute you are angry. You lose sixty seconds of happiness. Think about It...

I'm the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.

Happy Anniversary to my dear love and very best friend.

Until you find the perfect person to express it to, love is only a term.

If someone is willing to do anything for you, they're the one you should consider marrying.

A wedding anniversary marks the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and perseverance.

It takes falling in love multiple times to have a happy married life, but always with the same person.

My love for you is endless, like an unbroken circle.

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime.

When both parties put the other before themselves, that is when love exists.

Instead of hating me, take the time to get to know me first.

For success, attitude is as much important as ability.

I am who I am, and I have no intention of trying to be anyone else.

I may be overweight, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!!!

I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.

Attitude is like underwear - don't show it, just wore it.

People call me bad, but believe me, I am much worse than that.

I never dreamed about success🤴. I worked for it.😎💯🙌

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Thank you, Google, for completing the majority of my homework.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

So you're checking my status.. :D

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!🧁

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

Dear Mom and Dad, I only tell you lies when it's in your benefit. 😜

If you can prove that you don't need money, the place where they lend you money is bank.😂

I must return to work today because millions of people on welfare rely on me.😉😂

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..😜

I am sorry for those messages i sent you last night, my phone was drunk.😂

Save water drink beer🍺

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Avoid fighting with ugly people, as they have nothing to loose.

The only limit to your achievements is the extent of your imagination.

Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.

Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which ones to surf.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

Smile while you still have your teeth because life is too short.

If others are attempting to bring you down, it likely indicates that you have risen above them.

Both the giver and the receiver of love are healed by it.

Love is an emotion that starts in a second, grows over time, and lasts forever...

When I count my blessings i count you twice.

Nobody is worth your tears😭, and the one who is worth won't make you cry.🌹💓 Find someone, who have feelings.

I wish you'd have a cause to smile every day.

Being someone's first love is wonderful, but being their final love is ideal.

I fell in love because of your words, and I felt hurt because of them too!

There are only two times⌚ that I want to be with you❤ — now and forever.👫 I love you so much😘🌹💯

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

I can't stop missing you.😢

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

My Hearts beats only for you.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

LOVE me for a second and I will make that second last for the LIFETIME.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

Thanks for being in my life

Normally, I don't bond with people readily, but after meeting you, my attitude has changed.

Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?

Love doesn't lie, people do.😢 Love doesn't leave, people do. 😣Love won't hurt you, people will.🥀🤕Don't blame love, if it's not in you😇

The first time you say hello and the final time you say goodbye are the two most difficult things in life to say.

One Guy, and Thousands of emotions

Love is a free gift. But you must heavily pay for it.

I can handle pain until it hurts.😢

How can i miss something i never had?😔

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥