Funny Captions For Instagram

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi.😜

Save water drink beer🍺

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.😜

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.πŸ˜‚

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚


I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜

I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.πŸ˜…

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.πŸ₯ƒπŸ·πŸΎ

What i if told the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p


I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them eitherπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fatπŸ˜†


Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🀣

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to sayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

Gravity always gets me down. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by passwordπŸ˜πŸ˜†

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!πŸ˜‚

What i if told the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p