Funny Captions For Instagram

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Everything funnier when you'r supposed to be quiet..πŸ€«πŸ˜‚

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..😜

If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

Who needs television when Facebook is full with drama?

Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.😝

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


A woman's mood may be altered by two things: 1) I love you, and 2) a 50% discount.

I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜

I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.πŸ˜…

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.πŸ₯ƒπŸ·πŸΎ

What i if told the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p


I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them eitherπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.

My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fatπŸ˜†


Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🀣

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to sayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

Gravity always gets me down. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by passwordπŸ˜πŸ˜†

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!πŸ˜‚

What i if told the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p