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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi.😜
Save water drink beer🍺
Hello food, Either stop making me fat or stop being so tasty. 😜😋
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry😂
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.😜
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.😂
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.😜😂
Engagement rings, 💍wedding rings, and suffering are the three rings of a marriage.😉😜
Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜
A woman's mood may be altered by two things: 1) I love you, and 2) a 50% discount.
I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.
I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜
I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.😅
Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.🥃🍷🍾
What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂
What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
There are around 7 billion humans in the planet, and nobody is interested in dating me.... I hate this planet....huh
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆
One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.
Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fat😆
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣
Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say😂😜
Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜
Today morning when I was driving my Rolls-Royce, the alarm woke me up.😝
Gravity always gets me down. 😉😂
I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by password😏😆
If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!😂