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Depression😢 is merely anger 😠without enthusiasm.💯

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

If you don't care stop talking about it.😠

Anger is only one letter short of Danger.

Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

She is so fake. I think you can see "Made in China" if you peek behind her neck.😠

Beware, I'm not in my greatest mood today.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

An anniversary is a renewal of promises made to each other, strengthening the bond of love between two people.

A decade ago, our love story began, and today, we're still writing it together. Happy 10th anniversary!

We've completed one year together, and I'm excited for forever. Happy anniversary!

May your love continuously go on increasing and be fortunate throughout life.

The definition of a successful, happy marriage is...to be determined!

When both parties put the other before themselves, that is when love exists.

It takes falling in love multiple times to have a happy married life, but always with the same person.

Two imperfect people who remain committed to one another constitute a perfect marriage.

When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you

I like it when people show me ATTITUDE because it shows that they need ATTITUDE to impress ME.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

People call me bad, but believe me, I am much worse than that.

My life, My rules My Attitude!!!

Being always negative brings nothing positive. Modify your attitude!

If you don't like my behavior, blame yourself.. Because my attitude is a result of your actions.

I don't need your approval, I am who I am.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Good girls help people, bad girls don't.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

So you're checking my status.. :D

Leave your work, take a train ticket, ride it, find love, and never get back.✌

I am currently single because I believe that my love story is being written by God, who is busy making it perfect.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!😂😂

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep😆

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!😝

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.😂

Stop asking MATH to find your X; she won't return.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.🤣

The internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste are all to be thanked.😜🤣

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Your attitude is the thing that can differentiate how your day will begin and end.

"Live like tomorrow's uncertain, dream like you're immortal."

If others are attempting to bring you down, it likely indicates that you have risen above them.

Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which ones to surf.

I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

For both a king and a poor, love is the same.

When you tell a guy you like his shirt and he wears it every day, that's love.

The only thing I require to solve my problems is your beautiful smiling face.

If you love something set it free

You know you're in love💓 when you see the world in her eyes👀 and her eyes everywhere in the world.🌏🌹I see whole world in your eyes💞😘

My heart is my worst enemy since it belongs to me yet only beats for you.❤😘

I'd cross the world for someone like you.

Being someone's first love is wonderful, but being their final love is ideal.

Don't say you love me unless you mean it.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

I can't stop missing you.😢

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Thanks for being in my life

When you care for someone, their happiness is more important than your own!!

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.❤

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

I lost my Heart Can Anybody See...??

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

Even when someone breaks your heart gently💔, it feels like someone has crushed you.🥀😢

In search of love, I discovered grief at the end of the line.

Don't get mad, smile and creep them out instead.

Your heart is not on the right side, therefore never put your confidence in it.

Only when a life is lost can we realise its true worth

How can i miss something i never had?😔

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

Nice thing about listening a new music is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪