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Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

I don't have a short temper I just have a low tolerance for stupidity, immaturity and ignorance.

Anger is fear in disguise.

I told you I needed you, you told me the same. I wasn't lying, so why didn't you tell the truth?

Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that's when the truth comes out.

I don't come with dice. So don't play me.😠

By God, there's a lot to make you angry.

Beware, I'm not in my greatest mood today.

The definition of a successful, happy marriage is...to be determined!

We've completed one year together, and I'm excited for forever. Happy anniversary!

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

Until you find the perfect person to express it to, love is only a term.

On anniversaries, the beauty, the gift, and the blessing of continuous love are celebrated.

I only desire to be with you twice: now and for all forever

A wedding anniversary marks the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and perseverance.

Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.

If you hold negative feelings towards me, just remember that it's insignificant to me because this is not important for me

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

I can't control the wind's direction, but I can control my negative thoughts.

The best thing about being me, I'm a limited edition and there are no other copies!

I do not mind the crazy people, it's the normal one that freaks me out!

The way we treat others can influence how they treat us.

The significance of attitudes surpasses that of facts.

If you expect me to be there for you. You should be there for me too.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

So you're checking my status.. :D

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Unless you are fat, Running away does not help you with your problems.😝

Whenever i think to go out my bed always looks more comfortable.😆

I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"🤣

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.😜

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.🤣😜

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Strive to become the most improved and optimal version of yourself.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

If others are attempting to bring you down, it likely indicates that you have risen above them.

People are complicated, not love.

Believe in who you are as a whole. Recognize that you possess a force bigger than any challenge.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

Your success in life will not solely depend on your abilities or skills, but more so on your attitude and mindset.

Avoid fighting with ugly people, as they have nothing to loose.

You might only be one to the world, but you might be the entire universe to someone else.

Always Love your loved one from your Heart not from your mood or Mind.

There are always wishes during times of strong love.

I genuinely mean it when I said, "I love you."

Of course, even if you don't know someone very well, you may still love them.

Love: Two minds and a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one

I need you so much closer.

When you are crying and suddenly you smiled, remembering her that is love.❤🌹

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Whenever i see text, the first thing comes in my mind is YOU. ❤😜

Normally, I don't bond with people readily, but after meeting you, my attitude has changed.

LOVE me for a second and I will make that second last for the LIFETIME.

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

Everyone can grab your eye, but only someone unique has a chance of winning your heart.

If you kiss me💋, you could see stars;🌟 if you love me, I'll give them to you.😘🌹

My love for you is a journey, that starts at forever and ends at never in Life.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

If you wants a Stress free life 😣 don't expect anything from anyone 😇bcz Expectations always hurts.💔 and always will.🤕🥀

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

I am not feeling sad about being single, but instead, I am concerned about the person who is single because of me.

TRUTH hurts only once! but A LIE hurts each time you're thinking about that.😥🥀💔

Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

I am not without emotions; I have just learned to be less emotionally attached.

In a room full of laughter, I'm the one hiding tears.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥