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All angry persons are to be treated, by the prudent, as children.

Two things a man should never be angry at...What he can help... and what he cannot help.

Anger is short lived madness.

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped😣😠

Anger is fear in disguise.

I'm the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

I am unable to find appropriate words to express the intense emotions of anger that I am currently experiencing.

Someone unexpected is wishing you a happy anniversary, which may come as a surprise to you.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have you as my spouse, and today is the best day of my life. Happy anniversary to us!

It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time

It takes falling in love multiple times to have a happy married life, but always with the same person.

If someone is willing to do anything for you, they're the one you should consider marrying.

A joyful marriage depends on the wife's atmosphere and the husband's surroundings.

Ten years down, forever to go! Cheers to a love that keeps getting stronger.

May your anniversary be happy and grand, you lovely couple here. Delighted Anniversary

While my opinions may have shifted, I still believe that I am correct in my views.

I haven't changed, I've simply matured, and you should consider doing the same.

Don't use my back as a voicemail; instead, communicate with me face-to-face.

I was so surprised, when I was born that I didn't speak for a year and a half.

I am hot dude with cool attitude

The best way to deal with haters, Keep calm and stay classy.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

Born to express not to impress.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I don't hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who loves me.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

So you're checking my status.. :D

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

"In an argument, there are three sides: mine, yours, and the truth."

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

I must return to work today because millions of people on welfare rely on me.😉😂

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice😆😆😆

Dear Jesus, There is a fault in your software...called it's #Monday, and it has to be fixed.

TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED😝

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!🧁

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

If others are attempting to bring you down, it likely indicates that you have risen above them.

Don't get mad - Just move on.

Enthusiasm is essential to achieving great things; without it, success is unlikely.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

Your journey is your own, and no one else's opinion should define your path.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher full of poison with milk on top.

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

If kisses 👄 were snowflakes☃, I’d send you a blizzard.❄ Love you forever

You are so beautiful that the sun🌞shines on you.❤😘

The one who loves you the most will fight with you the most.🌹❤

If your heart is like a prison, I want to be imprisoned in it for life.😉

Everyone may fall in love, but few individuals are able to commit to a partner for life.

I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now😘, and yet I know I will tomorrow.❤. Lots of love😘😘

If you have to force love, it's generally going to be a garbage.

I bet you I'm a fantastic lover.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

I can't stop missing you.😢

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

I want to hug you very tightly in such a way... that even air should not pass between us.😘🤗

I'll say you when the angels ask what I liked best in life.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

Thanks for being in my life

If you kiss me💋, you could see stars;🌟 if you love me, I'll give them to you.😘🌹

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

I want another day with you.

I've given up pleading for your affection.

Tears speak the words my lips cannot utter.

Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

I am not without emotions; I have just learned to be less emotionally attached.

Tired of waking up everyday and putting on a stupid fake smile and lying to the world.

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Love doesn't lie, people do.😢 Love doesn't leave, people do. 😣Love won't hurt you, people will.🥀🤕Don't blame love, if it's not in you😇

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥