Funny Captions For Instagram

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...🤣😜😂

When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.🤣😂

The most powerful word is your salary is credited, except I love you🤑😅

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

When I'm walking on road I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate walkers of road..😂

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!🧁

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..😜

Engagement rings, 💍wedding rings, and suffering are the three rings of a marriage.😉😜

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

A woman's mood may be altered by two things: 1) I love you, and 2) a 50% discount.

I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜

I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.😅

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.🥃🍷🍾

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂

There are around 7 billion humans in the planet, and nobody is interested in dating me.... I hate this planet....huh

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.

My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fat😆

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say😂😜

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

Today morning when I was driving my Rolls-Royce, the alarm woke me up.😝

Gravity always gets me down. 😉😂

I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by password😏😆

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!😂

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p