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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.

Angry? Take a deep breath before you speak, because your mouth acts quicker than your brain.

Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.

She is so fake. I think you can see "Made in China" if you peek behind her neck.😠

Silence is the best way to react while angry.

It's tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst.

Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.😘

A decade ago, our love story began, and today, we're still writing it together. Happy 10th anniversary!

May your anniversary be happy and grand, you lovely couple here. Delighted Anniversary

May your hands remain clasped together until your last breath, living long lives together..

Real love is love at every sight rather than love at first sight. Cheers to another year.

A joyful marriage depends on the wife's atmosphere and the husband's surroundings.

We've completed one year together, and I'm excited for forever. Happy anniversary!

If someone is willing to do anything for you, they're the one you should consider marrying.

If a person has a weak attitude, it can lead to a weak character.

I am hot dude with cool attitude

I may be overweight, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!!!

In language learning, it is attitude, not aptitude, that determines success.

Your attitude determines your direction.

Don't use my back as a voicemail; instead, communicate with me face-to-face.

When someone says: you are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you

Walk with confidence and humility, without feeling superior to others or concerned about who holds power.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

I'm cool 😎but Summer made me hot!🥵

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

Always smile, since your smile causes many people to smile. Please smile!!

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Beauty, like the Moon, shines brighter at night.

While money cannot purchase happiness, it can speed up the search process in a convertible.

People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise.

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

If you want to hear the whole truth about yourself, make your neighbor angry.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. 😜

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice😆😆😆

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi.😜

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry😂

When I'm drinking something, people decide to suddenly be funny and i hate this🤣

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough😜

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.

Strive to become the most improved and optimal version of yourself.

Always stay true to yourself & never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

Intelligence is present in every individual who works hard.

Success is not a destination; it's a continuous journey of growth and learning.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

It’s one thing to fall in love💗. It’s another to feel someone else fall in love with you,🌹 and to feel a responsibility toward that love.🙌😍🌹💗

Your smile 😄is a key🔑, to my unlock 🔓happiness.💘💯🌹😘

Even today, I'm not sure why I like you. But I simply do.

If you love something set it free

True love doesn't have a happy ending 🔚 It has NO ending.😘🙌🌹I will never leave you alone❤

Behind this big smile 😃there is an empty soul 🤗which has no expectations. 🌹 I love you 😘❤

I only want to see images of you and me if life really does pass before your eyes.

You may believe that you from one in a million, but to me, you are only one in a million.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

I can't stop missing you.😢

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Everyone can grab your eye, but only someone unique has a chance of winning your heart.

Excuse me .... Please empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.🌹❤

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

LOVE me for a second and I will make that second last for the LIFETIME.

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

Even when someone breaks your heart gently💔, it feels like someone has crushed you.🥀😢

Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk.

It is preferable to be alone than with someone who makes you feel lonely.

In a room full of laughter, I'm the one hiding tears.

If you wants a Stress free life 😣 don't expect anything from anyone 😇bcz Expectations always hurts.💔 and always will.🤕🥀

In a crowd of happiness, I'm the one silently drowning in sadness.

How can i miss something i never had?😔

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥