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She is so fake. I think you can see "Made in China" if you peek behind her neck.😠

I'm the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I'll try to annoy you.

If you don't care stop talking about it.😠

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.

Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.

Anniversary means another way of togetherness and love for the memory books.

Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.😘

May you both have a fantastic life together as a married couple.

May your anniversary be happy and grand, you lovely couple here. Delighted Anniversary

It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time

May your hands remain clasped together until your last breath, living long lives together..

Wishing you a very happy anniversary and sending all my love your way, free of charge!

We've spent many years together, but they haven't been nearly enough. Happy Anniversary to us!

My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!

The only thing that separates success from failure is one's attitude.

My Attitude :- Dont mess wid me m too bad... Bcoz u cnt handle my goodness ...!!

I don't care what people think or say about me!

I never dreamed about success🤴. I worked for it.😎💯🙌

I may be overweight, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!!!

Not all men are stupid; others want to remain single.😎

Do not give advise unless you are asked to.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Did anyone else listen the sound when press like button on my status?

People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise.

Great figure, gorgeous face, terrible attitude. The holy trio of beautiful guys were there.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

Relationships of today: you can touch each other, but you can not touch each others phone.😆

BRB (be right back) = I don't want to talk to you.😂🤣 LOL (Laugh out loud) = I have nothing else to say. 😜😂 Cool = I don't care.😜

There is a solution for every problem, and if there isn't one.. it's a Girl!

Wear attractive pyjamas to bed because you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.😜

If plan "A" didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.😆😂

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other!

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

Beauty changes after a time, but personality stays forever!

I expect to succeed at whatever I put my mind to.

Your success in life will not solely depend on your abilities or skills, but more so on your attitude and mindset.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

Admit it, when you listen to other strangers conversations you mentally give your opinion.

Strive to become the most improved and optimal version of yourself.

Falling in love is only half of I want💘, staying in love with you💑 for till forever is the other.🤗🌹💞Love you so much😘

I kept my heart as iron as possible, yet I was unaware that your heart functions as a magnet.😉😘

I am aware of my imperfections, yet there is no flaw in my love.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.❤

Love: Two minds and a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one

For the rest of my life, including today, tomorrow, and next week, I want you.

There are always wishes during times of strong love.

I'd cross the world for someone like you.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

Whenever i see text, the first thing comes in my mind is YOU. ❤😜

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you🥰😘

Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

I can handle pain until it hurts.😢

Don't get mad, smile and creep them out instead.

Don't make so many promises when you can't even keep one.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

The first time you say hello and the final time you say goodbye are the two most difficult things in life to say.

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪