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An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

I told you I needed you, you told me the same. I wasn't lying, so why didn't you tell the truth?

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.

Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.

It's tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst.

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.

Depression😢 is merely anger 😠without enthusiasm.💯

Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.

Two imperfect people who remain committed to one another constitute a perfect marriage.

The definition of a successful, happy marriage is...to be determined!

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime.

Before meeting you, I felt incomplete. I'm grateful to have met you, and now we're together.

A journey of ten years filled with love, laughter, and endless adventures. Happy anniversary, my love!

A decade ago, our love story began, and today, we're still writing it together. Happy 10th anniversary!

They said that we wouldn't last this long, Proved them wrong...happy anniversary, honey.

Ten years of growing, learning, and loving each other more every day. Here's to a love that's timeless.

Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Excellence is a mindset, not a super power.

Born to express not to impress.

Deleting your number is like deleting you from my life.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women.🤣

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

Our attitudes can either elevate us or bring us down.

If you hold negative feelings towards me, just remember that it's insignificant to me because this is not important for me

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not in a violent mood; I'm just feeling inspired to get artistic with some weaponry.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

So you're checking my status.. :D

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

Since there is no destination, enjoy the trip.

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Let's stay together forever

Dad, you've always been my hero

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.😜😂

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.😜😂😂

Gravity always gets me down. 😉😂

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.😜😂

Everything I like the most is either immoral, forbidden, unhealthy, pricey, addictive, or impossible.

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Intelligence is present in every individual who works hard.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

Strive to become the most improved and optimal version of yourself.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A beautiful appearance can be ruined by an unpleasant character.

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

The longer the title the less important the job.

I genuinely mean it when I said, "I love you."

When you hug me tightly and don't let go, I want to be in your arms forever

The only thing that can make you smile when you're stressed is love!

Sometimes I can’t see myself🙈 when I’m with you.👫 I can only just see you.😘❤🌹

Absolutely love the guy who lights your world.

A true love story never dies.

I have a million things I want to do, but all I really need is you.

I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now😘, and yet I know I will tomorrow.❤. Lots of love😘😘

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

I don't care if it's wrong, my love for you is all that matters.

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy (kiss).

You are always in my "Heart"

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number😍

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Normally, I don't bond with people readily, but after meeting you, my attitude has changed.

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

Some individuals age without ever maturing.

Smiles signal the beginning of love, kisses deepen it, and tears signal its conclusion.

Is getting close to just walking away?

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

Love is a free gift. But you must heavily pay for it.

I can handle pain until it hurts.😢

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪