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If you don't care stop talking about it.😠

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

Beware, I'm not in my greatest mood today.

It's tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.

I am unable to find appropriate words to express the intense emotions of anger that I am currently experiencing.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.

Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful. Thank you for being my life.😘

May your anniversary be happy and grand, you lovely couple here. Delighted Anniversary

I feel incredibly fortunate to have you as my spouse, and today is the best day of my life. Happy anniversary to us!

May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier.

My love for you is endless, like an unbroken circle.

It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round U To have a good time

Two imperfect people who remain committed to one another constitute a perfect marriage.

May your hands remain clasped together until your last breath, living long lives together..

Smile in front of those who hates you – It kills them.

The best thing about being me, I'm a limited edition and there are no other copies!

I am hot dude with cool attitude

My life, My rules My Attitude!!!

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you

The best way to deal with haters, Keep calm and stay classy.

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

I don't have to justify myself because I am confident in my correctness.

Finding people who will always love you is difficult. Fortunately, I got to find one of them. You have a wonderful birthday, my best friend.

Embrace those who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

I'm cool 😎but Summer made me hot!🥵

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Speaking the truth has several benefits, but the biggest one is that you don't have to recall what you said.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Let's stay together forever

I guess you may retain the heart, you stole from me.

Dad, you've always been my hero

I simply want someone to view me in the same manner as I see food.

Sorry, but I'm committed with food.

Life is short, eat dessert first. 🍰🍨

It is a blessing to have a best friend with a same mental disorder. LOL

Friendship is not a big thing ... it's a million little things.

A single person might be rose🌹; a single friend can be my garden.🌎❤

A good friend will assist you in moving, and a best friend will assist you in moving a corpse.

My biggest worry in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...🤣😜😂

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!😂

I must return to work today because millions of people on welfare rely on me.😉😂

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.😂

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

Everything funnier when you'r supposed to be quiet..🤫😂

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.🤣😜

Every morning is a fresh opportunity to chase your dreams, embrace your passions, and create a life that fills your heart with joy.

Every morning is a fresh start, an opportunity to chase your dreams and make them a reality. So wake up with a smile and go make it happen!

Give today the chance to become the best day of your life. Good Morning😊

Rise and shine! A brand new day awaits. Let's make it a great one ☀️

May your dreams be as sweet as the night. Sleep tight 🌙💤

Rest easy, tomorrow's a new adventure. Sweet dreams 💤✨

When love fail up in life, it is not love since love never fails!

A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control.

The only limit to your achievements is the extent of your imagination.

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

I can't control the wind's direction, but I can modify my sails so that I always arrive at my goal.

Be yourself and you can be anything.

Beauty changes after a time, but personality stays forever!

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

In order to find true love, a female must keep getting married.

When you are crying and suddenly you smiled, remembering her that is love.❤🌹

If only I could dream of being with you then I wouldn't ever get up.

Couples who love each other can communicate volumes without words.

There are only two times⌚ that I want to be with you❤ — now and forever.👫 I love you so much😘🌹💯

With every beat of my heart, I love you more and more, dear.❤🌹

The one who loves you the most will fight with you the most.🌹❤

The only thing that has the power to regulate all of your emotions is love.

Similar to a funeral, only difference is that during a wedding you can smell your own flowers.

If your wife is happy, your life will be happy.

A man who is in love cannot be fully whole till he marries her love. Then he is done.

Although marriage is a great institution, I'm not ready for one.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

A man who is in love is not whole until he marries. Then he'll be done.

Anything that appears to be a happy married life is now viewed with suspicion by the general public.

I have no fear of terrorism. I had a two-year marriage.😜

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

I can't stop missing you.😢

When you miss someone you love, time seems to pass much more slowly.

A mother's love knows no bounds. Happy Mother's Day to the strongest, kindest, most amazing mom in the world!

"Thank you for being my rock, my mentor, my friend. Happy Mother's Day to the best mom in the universe! 🌟❤️"

You better have a license of me, girl, because you're making me insane!

Lips must be touching mine in order for me to read them.

Can I borrow a Kiss😘? I promise I'll give it back.😜

May I check your bra 😉since my heart has been stolen?😘😜

You are always in my "Heart"

The heart that loves, stays always young.❤

Dear crush!! You've crushed me

When you care for someone, their happiness is more important than your own!!

If you kiss me💋, you could see stars;🌟 if you love me, I'll give them to you.😘🌹

Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.❤

I want my girlfriend to be like Google; she will better understand me.

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

Don't get mad, smile and creep them out instead.

Behind every gorgeous smile, there's a broken heart.

Life is too short to cry on..😭

TRUTH hurts only once! but A LIE hurts each time you're thinking about that.😥🥀💔

How can i miss something i never had?😔

If you fall in love.. be ready for the tears also!

A heart with trust and a dusty eye always cry.😭

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

"Life's too short to wear boring clothes. Let's shop! 👗👠🛍️"

Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and it's more fun too! 🛍️💸😉

Sweat now, shine later. Let's do this 💪🔥

Train insane or remain the same. Let's go! 💥💪