Funny Captions For Instagram

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!.😝

My family says me that i am talking in my sleep at night: i dont believe, because No one from my office told me. Lol 😂😆

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.😅

The mother of all bad habits is laziness, so we would to be respect her since she is a mother.😜

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!😂😂

I am sorry for those messages i sent you last night, my phone was drunk.😂

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone😂

Engagement rings, 💍wedding rings, and suffering are the three rings of a marriage.😉😜

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

A woman's mood may be altered by two things: 1) I love you, and 2) a 50% discount.

I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜

I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.😅

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.🥃🍷🍾

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂

There are around 7 billion humans in the planet, and nobody is interested in dating me.... I hate this planet....huh

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fat😆

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say😂😜

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

Today morning when I was driving my Rolls-Royce, the alarm woke me up.😝

Gravity always gets me down. 😉😂

I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by password😏😆

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!😂

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p