Funny Captions For Instagram

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait⌚. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz😜🤣😂

Wear attractive pyjamas to bed because you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.😜

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight😝

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

Dear Mom and Dad, I only tell you lies when it's in your benefit. 😜

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. 😜

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.😜

If you can prove that you don't need money, the place where they lend you money is bank.😂

Engagement rings, 💍wedding rings, and suffering are the three rings of a marriage.😉😜

Perfect boyfriend : The ideal guy doesn't smoke, drink, or cheat, and he also doesn't exist.😜

A woman's mood may be altered by two things: 1) I love you, and 2) a 50% discount.

I'm want to marry the lady who has a looks gorgeous in her Aadhar card.

I am a completely free-loading date; I don't pay for anything.😜

I've started a whisky diet. I've already lost three days.😅

Some people have relationships and some people have Patiala.🥃🍷🍾

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.😁😂

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either😂😆

There are around 7 billion humans in the planet, and nobody is interested in dating me.... I hate this planet....huh

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

One should be in love all the time. This reason, one should never marry.

My love is my six pack, So i protect them with the layer of fat😆

Pick the lock if you can't find the key to your achievement.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.🤣

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say😂😜

Nothing is illegal until you get caught😜

Today morning when I was driving my Rolls-Royce, the alarm woke me up.😝

Gravity always gets me down. 😉😂

I like my neighbor so much, until they secure Wi-Fi by password😏😆

If you want to cry, use a tissue... not your status...!!😂

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p